Straight But Not Narrow.
Kirsty. 20. England.

I love Pretty Little Liars, Awkward, The Hills, Breaking Bad and many, many more.

I sometimes have explosions of personal text posts, beware.

“You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.”

stalker(s) stalkin me











You’re the sexiest woman in the world. Is there a lot of pressure that comes with that?





so-close-to-paradise:

HER





the-cab-rock:

I dare you to try and find a more genuine and kind person in the music industry





5sos-writing:

THIS IS SO CUTE

5sos-writing:

THIS IS SO CUTE





unclejonsie:

yes bartender i will have 6 alcohol





lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him





misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS





zooeydeschannoying:

ariana grande needs to calm down

zooeydeschannoying:

ariana grande needs to calm down





drawing-5sos:

drawing-5sos:

REASON # 726252663 WHY I LOVE LUCAS ROBERT FUCKING HEMMINGS

Im never not reblogging this because it’s too important





I hate my friends 

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.



I get really mad when celebrities nudes get leaked…

These people are not stupid, they would not send you these sorts of photos/videos if they didn’t TRUST you. Why would you want to publicly humiliate them in front of millions of fans just to get a few seconds of attention.

At the end of the day, you may get a few more followers and a months worth of attention from it but that photo will be on the internet forever.

To the girl who posted Calum’s nudes: It might be funny at the time but you could be the one reason why he never trusts a girl again. He might meet someone that he really likes but in the back of his mind he will have trust issues and it’ll be because of you.

Fuck these groupie sluts, I can’t stand it.





a5sosdiary:

please note this is not a toddler this is a 17 year old 6’4 giant